bushy plate

female genetalia, pussy, muff, vagina

Do you eat from the Bushy Plate?

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glass plating

A sexual act in which one person lies underneath a glass coffee table while a partner takes a dump on the table.

Don't go in that place on Kearny Street with the "nastiest videos in town" sign. They got glass plating in there.

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Hero plate

A large plate with either huge servings of one to two dishes or smaller servings of multiple dishes. A plate fit for a very hungry superhero after saving the world.

I'm going to make a hero plate and then pass out from food coma.

steak plate

steak plate: verb and noun. the art of getting a guy to buy you a steak dinner, then not giving him any ass in return. Also known as the ribeye goodbye, the porterhouse and bounce, the sirloin-no loin. One can get "steak plated"

Oh she steak plated him last week and he's still calling.

plate envy

Irrational desire to dig your fork into the plate of food of those dining with you

Jim's so rude! Did you see his how fast he dug his fork into Maria's food as soon as it arrived. No manners - shear plate envy!

ambassador plate

A small plate (normally a bread plate) used to create a small portion of food from your dinner plate for sharing purposes amongst friends, thus preventing awkward plate passes and feeding someone off of your fork.

I couldn’t decide on what to get at the restaurant, but thanks to ambassador plates I tried the fish, the pork and the chicken.

Invincibility Plates

Displayed on the front and back of a young drivers vehicle who has recently graduated from Learner or Student driver status. It allows the driver to pilot vehicles without supervision and gives them the power of Invincibility against telegraph poles, trees, lamp post and semi-trailers.

First Person: 'Wow Tony, did you see how fast that car was travelling. If the driver is not careful, they will wrap themselves around that tree on the next bend'
Second Person: 'No need to worry Ben, they have Invincibility Plates on. That tree won't stop them. The only thing preventing them from being a superhero is the lack of a High Visibility Safety Vest'