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if someone drinks and alcoholic drink with a low alcohol percentage
look hes drinking echo falls haha poof juice
An animal that appears great in size, but, once you touch it, is actually very small and only appears so large because it has a great deal of fur. Like a pom pom, but alive, and, also, not at all.
Father: Your rabbit is a lot bigger than you said it was
*Picks up rabbit*
Father: Ah, this creature is entirely composed of fur
Daughter: Told you; my rabbit is a tiny poof.
Father: Your rabbit is a lot bigger than you said it was
*Picks up rabbit*
Father: Ah, this creature is entirely composed of fur
Daughter: Told you; my rabbit is a tiny poof.
A common name for those that have curly and/or poofy hair -- REAL, though, not fake. So far it's only a term of friendly endearment and a way to catch the attention of a curly-haired stranger, as they will respond to it.
Friend: Hey Curly-poof, what's up?
Curly-poof: Nothing much.
Stranger: Curly-poof, what are you doing?
When you place cocaine on a woman's asshole so she can fart it into your nose
That girl is so fine I want her to give me a boof poof so I can do my blow in style!
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To switch gears while you are farting.
"Did you hear that? I was Poof Tucken into like 9th gear!" Said Josh
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a chicken that has the ability to become as thin as paper and slide under doors. Usually when it reaches the other side it poofs up into a human sized fluffy chicken.
Soapo; AAAAA WHAT IS THAT FLUFFY PEICE OF PAOPWR UNDER THE DOOR??
Jooz; ITS MOVINT!!!
Hoona; I THINK ITS A POOF CHICKEN!!
Poof Chicken; *POOFS*
Ooma; It IS A POOF CHICKEN I WANT TO KEEP IT AS A PET SO IT CAN EAT MY OTHER CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What an indie kid calls another indie kid, who has a different taste in music then that indie kid. Or If the indie kid likes a different cd from said indie band.
Please see the example below as it will explain by example of how another kid calling out an Indie Poof. Please also realize the irony.
If you are an Indie music fan, then by default, if you do things like below, you too are an Indie Poof.
God, I fucking hate Indie Poofs, Honestly.
My gf has this guy-friend who is such a fucking indie prick it's not even funny. He's obsessed with all of that Elephant 6 bubblegum neo-psych bullshit (Of Montreal, Neutral Milk Hotel, Apples in Stereo, etc). Well not only does he think Black Foliage is The Olivia Tremor Control's best album (when it clearly IS NOT, JESUS CHRIST), but he thinks Of Montreal's best work is their FUCKING FOUR-TRACK COMPILATION. I've heard some of the songs off of that album, and it blows. It's so fucking repetitive and self consciously bubblegum that it makes me want to vomit. What's even worse is that now he has my gf liking Of Montreal's 4 tracks and all of that stupid indie shit.
I wonder how the fuck people like that are considered fully functional human beings.
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