Optimus Priming

Optimus Priming (verb): "To crush, shatter, melt, detonate, or otherwise epically destroy a robot or piece of machinery, hostile or inanimate, with force exhibiting the extra terrestrial strength of a giant humanoid robot such as Optimus Prime"

usage:
(1. "Dude, your car is such a piece of shit, lets just get a sledge hammer and Optimus Prime it... "
(2. "My mom got angry when she caught me Optimus Priming our toaster this morning when I had clearly set the thing to "light" and not "burnt to a crisp cause I'm a robot bastard".. I sure showed it who's boss"

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Liberty Prime

A 40ft, Invincible robot who hates communism, but he loves democracy.

Liberty prime: *sees communist*
Liberty peime: Mission: the destruction of any Chinese communists.

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transformers: prime

1. The first (and so far only) Transformers show not blatantly produced to sell toys.
2. The best TV show ever!!!!!!!!!

1. Collector: What do you mean they're not coming out with Transformers: Prime toys for another year?

Actual Fan: Exactly what it sounds like.

Collector: Hey, look, Transformers 4! (Slobbers uncontrollably)

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optimus prime

The best of the best. Really cool or fun.

How was the party? Fuck dude it was optimus prime! or Damn that ride is optimus prime.

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Racktimus Prime

Used to describe a girl with great looking or big breasts. Added nerd value because of Transformers reference.

Did you see Charlie's new girlfriend?

Oh yeah! Racktimus Prime for sure!

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pump-priming

Government action taken to stimulate the economy, increased government spending money in the commercial sector, cutting taxes to boost the economy, or reducing interest rates to stimulate the economy.

The goverment will not resort to pump-priming measures to deal with the growing real-estate problem

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primes and faces

A popular drinking game founded at University College Dublin, Dublin's Roebuck Hall. The game involves a deck of fifty-two cards with no jokers and a maximum of three players (two must be of the female anatomy). Most skilled players commence the game with a blood alcohol content (BAC) of at least .15. Cards are spread over a wooden table, face down, in a mild circular fashion. In a clockwise manner contestants draw from the pile, flipping their card in the process. If the card is either a face card (Jack, Queen, King or Ace) or any prime number (2,3,5,7)* the contestant must take a drink that lasts at minimum one second (of legitimate drinking) of a drink of their choice which must contain an alcohol content of 4.3% by volume or higher. The game continues until all cards have been drawn.

*There are more prime numbers in the number line, but the ones mentioned are the only ones in an official American deck of cards.

I got so wasted last night after playing primes and faces that I hooked up with Brian Corrigan.

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