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A promise that you know will not be kept.
Origin: Running into an old friend at the pizza place after the bar and telling them you would call them sometime, knowing that you have no real intention to do so.
That will never happen; it was a pepperoni promise.
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A ring given by a teenaged boy to hide his infidelities
Sally: "You're cheating on me....I know it!!"
John: "Baby, I love you and to prove my love I want you to have this promise ring. Now everyone will know that I love you."
Sally: "Ohh, John!! I love you too. I have to go make this my facebook status, and call my BFF Susie"
John: "Ok baby...call me later."
John: "Hey Susie, its John....she doesn't suspect a thing. I'm on my way...."
Susie: "I can't wait, me so horny...."
Sally: "Susie, guess what? John just gave me a promise ring!!! He loves me, and I was way off about him cheating on me."
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a verbal agreement made by a floridian, which is usually not kept.
jon made a florida promise, and did not show up.
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the state of reaching an orgasm, take me to the promised land
I have been to the mountaintop and I have seen the promised land, I may not get there with you...
He had his tongue all in there and he was workin' it and workin' and and he took me to the promised land.
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A promise that is never planned to be kept.
Her plastic promise made me feel terrible.
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Belch,fart,vomit or any other kind of rotten spew that could come out of a person or animal. It is named such because a politican's promise and a burb are worth about the same thing,only difference is that most people excuse themselves after a burp.
BUUURRRRRPPPPP!!!!
Dude nice politician's promise!
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A ring a girl gets that signifies that she wont be a slut/whore/hoe
Girl:Hey do you have a promise ring?
Girl2:noo....I get some
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