KitKat Rating

The amount a fingers a female can fit inside her vagina. If this is rating is above 4 then the rating will have the letter "C" after it, representing KitKat Chunky.

- "what was her KitKat rating dude??"

- "She was a 2......"

-"Not too bad then...."

-"2C!!"

churn rate

How often a particular job gets turned over, time and time again.

The churn rate on that mcjob is high. gee...nobody wants that job!

Straight Rate

n. The act of a heterosexual individual analyzing and judging the quality of a nude picture of another person of the same sex, with no homosexual intent.

"Hey dude, I'm sending a dick pic to my girl, can you straight rate me? No homo."

Pre-Rate

To rate a storm, usually tornadic, before hearing an official rating from the National Weather Service after a damage survey

Weather Weenie: “Matador was definitely an EF5, look at the damage!”
Experienced Weather Spotters: “Don’t pre-rate storms, wait for confirmation.”

It Was Rated R

The most underrated joke in Spongebob.

Squidward: Why couldn't the 11-year-old get in the pirate movie?

Mr. Krabs: Why?

Squidward: It was rated R!
Hahahaha! Arr! ...Because it's...about...pirates?

Rate drunk

When you're drunk but not completely out of it.

Dude I'm so rate drunk!

bro-rated

Unlike pro-rated, when a someone discounts a service because you stopped using it, bro-rated is when one of your buddies offers you a deal up front.

My fraternity brother rents his ski condo for $1,200 a week. He let me have it for the bro-rated price of $450.