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Ralphy had some crazy broad who gave his rectum a wash. When one licks around the asshole not for pleasure, but hygiene.
That crazy whore gave me a rectum wash
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A jewish girl studying to become a rabbi, who while studying the Talmud likes getting fucked in the ass.....scrolls can be used to penetrate the asshole.
That's Claire....she's rabbi rectum
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Large member of the male genitalia used in anal insertion, purferably in females.(or males if you like that..... I guess)
Hey baby, come take a ride on my Rectum Rocket.
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This is very simple people. Imagine a sauerbraten, but smelly and with the consistency of any of the following:
-Cheesecake
-Kit Kat bars
-a human finger
-etc (not too hard, not too soft)
Now picture this substance coming out of a homo-erectus' naughty spot (the bung cavity / choco-puddin' zone / rectum / sphinctrum-oreolis).
Finally, imagine this object smelling somewhat like a horse's baby-making-area. If one is unfamiliar with this scent, simply take a whiff after you go choco-potty (dropping the yong'uns off at le pool).
This, my friends, is Rectum Cake
Jordan: 'Mitchell, what's that smell?'
Jesse: 'Yeah it stinks'
Nolan: 'Mitchell tell me you didn't just-'
Mitchell: 'Yep, I made Rectum Cake! Dig in!'
Nolan: Why did you ruin my carpet ?!?!
Michael the Happy Squirrel left the presence of Mitchell due to the spliffage of his Rectum Cake.
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A name given to a highschool teacher with zero personality, a receding hairline, and leather strap penis.
Mr. Shifflet was acting like Proffesor Rectum again, with his droning voice and dome shaped forehead.
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some idiot who belongs to this site, and thinks he is a smart ass who can just make fun of people with ADD and ADHD, and call them retards.
The rectum ripper is acctually a retard himself.
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A person with a rectum for a head.
Kailin is a little rectum head in the spring time
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