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When your friend named “Sam” has achieved the right to be dubbed with a dope title
Sam- “Hey man, I can pay for your lunch today, I gotchu”
Friend of Sam- “You have achieved the title ‘Saucy Sammy’”
A bad bitch that you can’t kill
Damn I really can’t kill dirty Sammie
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When your ex-girlfriend acquires a fake social media account to publicly shame you. Usually because said ex-girlfriend is crazy as shit. Like so crazy the Judge gave custody to the father, just because even he knows she is bat-shit crazy.
I won custody of my son and now my ex is pulling a "Sammy Love" on me.. spreading lies about me on facebook.
That particular moment when your brain stops working after consuming copious amounts of alcohol. One can usually tell that someone is "Sammy Smashed" when eyes start squinting and neck gets wobbly. A term wildly used on the island of Malta.
"Is that guy drunk? No mate, he is Sammy Smashed!"
An extremely over weight dachshund who moans while we eat dinner, a Hansom young man none the less.. enjoys car rides , eating anything within reach, enjoying time with his mother , also know as Samuel L Fatman
Damnit Sammy the dachshund we’re trying to eat give him a yodel or something relli
Literally sucking a girls cum out of her vagina while she’s at her point of climax like you were giving a hickey.
I had to hit her with a dirty Sammy, refuse to go out sad.
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