slut scarf

the slut scarf is a scarf usually of poor quality and terrifying design, comprised of low-level fabric choice and used as a discussable ornament. it is, obviously, as defined, worn by sluts.

can be used as a bait or lore in finding potential mates, usually drunk and/or easily persuaded men in desperate need of instant copulation. the scarf is thus akin to the red light you'd find outside of a whorehouse.

not only did she go home with him, but she left her slut scarf behind on purpose, so he'd call her back.

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scarf of sexual preferance

the scarf used by hogwarts to determine the sexual orientation of it's students. the scarf also marries the sorting hat. most people when asked where they were sorted will answer where the scarf sorted them before the hat.

After being sorted by the sorting hat and the scarf of sexual preferance:
Harry: 'Hey guys, what did you get sorted as'
Ron: 'Bi-curious'
Hermione: 'Waiting till marriage'

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scarf-n-barf

An eating disorder where the person takes in great quantities of food only to puke them up again to remain petit.

Shelby keeps her figure by sticking to the scarf-n-barf diet.

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Dutch Soccer Scarf

The scar left around one's neck when they are found dead from auto-erotic asphyxiation.

"I'm intrigued, but I don't think I'm quite ready to try a Dutch Soccer Scarf."

Tairy: "Hey Milt, is that a Dutch Soccer Scarf?"

Milt's Coroner: "No."

Sex

Suicide

Suicidal Sex

A-Rod's post-season record'

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Knit a Brown Scarf

To make #2. To take a shit. To make doody. To take a dump. Can be used interchangeably with take a Shatner.

"oh girrl! Hold my place in line! I have to go knit a brown scarf right now!"

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scarf-n-barf

1. The technique implemented in the Bulemic weight loss system. Eat shit tons of food, go to the bathroom and hork it all up.

2. Doing a task or job fast and sloppy.

1. Jesus, Sally needs to stop scarf-n-barfing, it's not helping her figure.

2a. Jeff, scarfing-n-barfing your homework is not acceptable, do it over.
2b. Tom, it's Friday. Scarf-n-barf that work of yours, it's time to go to the bar.

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Red Scarf Girl

An all powerful asian god that sucks the blood from her enemies. She particularly hates people who don't believe in her. She has a legion of followers who will do things at her every command.

I worship the Red Scarf Girl.
Claire: Man Red Scarf Girl hates Dylan.
Scott: I know. He doesn't believe in her. smh

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