stop, search and kill

A go-to protocol used by the Minneapolis PD when pulling a black man over.

Maybe this time the family of George Floyd will bring these city-sanctioned practitioners of stop, search and kill to justice.

Google Search Syndrome

when you spend days at a time searching random things on google. you search whatever or whoever comes to your mind ant the moment when your really bord just sitting in your office, room, or bed.

"hey dude how was your weekend?"
"boring- i had google search syndrome"
"really? thats cool i guess"
"ya- did you know e is the most commonly used letter?"
"cool how'd you learn that?"
"google"
"wow"

Search or type URL

When you’re bored AF and type Search or type URL

Alfie: I’m bored as fuck
George: Ever typed search or type url
Alfie: no
George not even QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM?...
Alfie: no
George fuck off you ain’t bored

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you searched this up.

you searched this up. this means.. basically nothing, why not just leave and search up somethin’ else, okay? now bye jimmy john.

“you searched this up.”

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If you searched this up

The fact that you idiots took a damm to search this into urban dictionary

If you searched this up...

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strip search

A cop or a security guard at a prison who tells you to take off all of you're clothes checking to make sure you aren't hiding Drugs or any Weapons.

The Cop Tells Sara to undress and then serchers her for any drugs or weapons.

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Facebook Cleavage Search

Verb. The activity of purposely looking at facebook albums to find pictures of cleavage. Typically found in pictures from a club night, beach vacation, or pool party. This activity usual just leads to looking up porn.

Hey man, I was doing a Facebook Cleavage Search last night and saw that Sarah's friend tagged her in a bunch of club photos. She was looking hot!

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