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The most down tremendous, astronomical, horrendous human beings on the face of this planet, they are so bad at life, they will die for ash kaash, they will do anything just to get a glimpse of her toes, they comment absurd things
person 1: "bro have you seen Ash kaash comment section on instagram and twitter."
person 2: " yea man one person asked for her discharge, they're so down bad."
When an Asian girl sperm jack a white man and gets pregnant. The hapa baby is too big for normal birth so requires a C section. Being a single mother, the asian female then applies for Section 8.
Holly is doing a C-Section 8!
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I want to rant. Just hear me out. Rant starting in 3...2...1...
GOO!!!
I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE MAKING THEIR OWN NAMES MEAN SOMETHING ON THIS WEBSITE!! HOW BAD DO YOUR LIVES HAVE TO BE FOR YOU TO REACH A POINT WHERE YOU DON'T FEEL LOVED ENOUGH? DO YOU REALLY THINK OTHER PEOPLE NEED TO GIVE YOU ATTENTION WHEN YOU DON'T NEED IT?!? THE PEOPLE WHO DO THAT ARE SELF-ABSORBED FUCKS WHO DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE LIVES OF OTHERS AND WANT TO FEEL APPRECIATED WHEN YOU ALREADY ARE!! YOOOUUU MATTER!!!!!!!!!!! SO STOP BEING ON YOUR STUPID COMPUTER AND GO OUT AND HELP SOMEONE ELSE FOR A CHANGE!!!
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Ok im done
I hate when people search for the Names section of the Urban Dictionary
Pure cancer of urban dictionary. Despite it BEING AGAINST THE ToS people STILL use it as their edgy little burn book and a place to narccistically promote themselves and someone they are trying to get laid by. It's also the very reason that urban dictionary is so damned watered down these days with unfunny content. We have seen the slippery slope happen with urban dictionary and the names section is the cancer behind it
The Names section on urban dictionary is pure cancer
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A small yellow plastic briefcase with 12 round bumps in each side, which can be used to carry and protect up to 12 eggs, assuming these eggs are from your average chicken and not a big ol' ostrich or fat pterodactyl. Also doubles as a surprisingly effective head and/or back massaging device. However, it is recommended that no eggs are inside the 12 Section Egg Protector while a massage is taking place, as this can result in a bad case of 'eggy back', or even 'eggy head'.
Joseph: 'Oh no, I lost my 12 Section Egg Protector when I had 16 pints yesterday and wound up on the kitchen floor shouting "fuck the flamin drongo system bollocks I like Mark!"'
Richard: "You dozy bell-end, how am I going to protect my eggs on the way back from the butcher's tomorrow morning now?! Thanks."
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A place where people go and define there name saying there "The most beautiful person in the world" or some shit like that to make them self feel better.
Jeff: The tuffest guy in school with the biggest dick
(Names section on urban dictionary is a stupid idea btw)
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the stitches given to an inmates but hole after being screwed by another inmate.
Jim was in so much pain when he came out of jail. He had to get a Jailhouse C-section
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