Sloppy Shaq

Have someone raise you on a forklift so that your hips are the height of the broad's head. By painting the rest of the picture, you will be Shaquille O'Neal himself.

Oh boy I sure do want a sloppy shaq from my ex tonight

Shaq

A stupid, fat man who plays basketball and is trash. He will always brake things, LIKE THE BACKBOARD TO A BASKETBALL GOAL. He will also drop out of school and beg for money.

Kenny Smith: MAAAN!

Steve: What?!
Kenny Smith: THAT'S A FAAT GUY!

Steve: I know dude, it's Shaq.

Shaq

When you miss the toilet while peeing.

I just shaqed that one.

Shaq

When you go the gym more than once in a day.

I did a Shaq today.

SHAQ

SHAQ=SHIT!

I'M GOING TO GO TAKE A SHAQ!(SHIT)
SHAQ O'NEAL DROPPING A BIG SHIT!

shaq

A person in my 7th period class that has my 11s on and smell like deer meat and is well developed

does shaq even hunt?

shaq

sexy black man

he is soo doawn shaq