Shaqed

To be defended by Shaq, and while you defend him, he suddenly engulfs you with his body, and you disappear for the remainder of the game into the locker room. When you wake up, the game is over and you have no idea about how you got to the locker room in the first place.

Navid: Damn man where the hell am I?

Angel: Dude, you were shaqed.

Navid: Holy shit, I knew it.

Angel: It was crazy.

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Shaqed

To get drunk, lost, smashed, panged and lose everything.

"Dude I was so shaqed last night. Passed out on a couch, left my bag somewhere and abused a chick for taking a crap!"

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Shaqing

When you jump on a band wagon to be on a successful side, group, or team; Bouncing around group to group to fit in; or being too old and thinking you good part to a new team

Like Shaquille O'neal jumping(Shaqing) team to team trying get a ring

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shaqed

To be blcoked while goining up for a lay-up or a shot in basketball
Same as blocked , stuffed , packed.

ball bounces
"DAMM , You got shaqed , fa shunnin"
"So , u cant even play ball"
"at leas i dint get shaqrd"
"bens a pimp aint he"

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You got shaqed

The term "you got shaqed" refers to your wife or gf shoving a big black meat horse cock in your ass and turns your insides into mom spaghetti.

Me: My girlfriend used a moby huge on me

Friend: Damn bro, you got shaqed.