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Shelby- An angry blonde girl that loves to lay in bed. Don’t anger a Shelby or you’ve had it. She is very beautiful but deadly. Take caution when approaching a Shelby.
Don’t annoy her, she’s a Shelby!
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Shelby is a redneck lady at popeyes every Tuesday speaking to the manager about they only have her 1 sauce, Drives a school bus but can barely drive let alone see over the dashboard due to how short she is, Shelby's favorite thing to do is pull over the school bus while she is driving so annoy that the 2 girls sitting in the back that do absolutely nothing to her, Shelbys are highly annoying and quite frankly not worth your time to get to know, stay away from them as much as possible or you'll contract the shelby.
There is no possible way to describe this horrific thing named SHELBY
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A sweet, funny and kind gal with a lovely personality. It has been said her rump is very smackable. She's also not the best at Uno.
Damn girl that butt is Shelby.
Hey buddy, sorry I have to play this draw 17 on you.. but I don't want to get Shelby'd in this game of Uno.
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Shelby is the absolute bro bro 🤩 She is the best friend/sister anyone could EVER ask for 💕 she is kind, inclusive, caring, empathetic, grace giving, funny, and incredibly loving!! 🥰 She is so sweet and will never fail to make you laugh and smile 😊 She farts when she laughs and snorts sometimes 🦖🌈 Shelby is one of the best humans you will ever ever meet. No matter what happens you will be sisters for so many life times. Shelbys spirituality and faith is endlessly inspiring and will be ur Bible study bud! I’ve peed in more gray shorts than you can count in front of her but she will never abandon you bc of your constant peeing habits. SHES A QUEEN 👑 ❤️ she truly is a light in the universe that nobody in the entire cosmos could ever replicate. I love you fartster ❤️🤩🫂 HER HEART IS SOOOO BEAUTIFUL
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-too long to get ready
-takes 30 minutes to get ready for bed
-make-up glued to hip
-cant live with or without
"shit i forgot my 20 pound make-up bag"
"SHELBY DAMNIT!!"
"whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?"
"...shelby"
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A thoughtful awesome friend that anyone can love 100% of the time. Loving, Caring, Loyal all the time. She can be the serious friend and can be that funny friend all at the same time.
Omg your friend is such a shelby!
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A fucking bitch and a liar. She’ll lie about shit just to ruin a good relationship and try to fuck everyone’s life up. She’s FAKE and a DUMB BITCH and that will never change
Woooow...Shelby lied about me threatening to kill her and had her mom call the cops so she could not go to school and go shopping in Vegas.
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