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on a message board, a thread where the threadstarter seems like they're sounding serious when it's total sarcasm. this is where people catch feelings and fail to realize it was only a joke.
threadstarter's topic: marijuana has been legalized all around the world (with extensive made-up but believable details)
posters: SAY WORD!!!!!!!!
knowledgable poster: lol it's a shock thread you fucking idiots
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An unexpected interruption (usually by a figure of authority) during an intimate moment in the backseat of a vehicle, or other public place.
Ashlee and Duke had their privacy invaded with a knock of shock, as they were getting busy in the back of his car.
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A site that is created for offending/shocking or otherwise to gross out people with a repeating pornographic/gay porn/eating poop or other gross animation. Most shock sites does not contain bad words on its URL that will make people suspect that is a bad site. People send shock sites to their friends to trick them. The most common way is to say "free PowerPoint templates, go to www.pressurespot.com." Some sites redirects to shock sites, some viruses/JavaScript hijack your home page to a shock site. Meatspin is a shock site with full of links for other shock sites. There are also tubgirl, creampie, lemonparty.org.
I think shock sites are just funny so I sent the links to random people.
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The brief moment of panic when you do a bright orange piss having completely forgotten that you took a Berocca.
'I think my kidneys may have shut down. I had a lot to drink yesterday and my piss is bright yellow...'
'Don't panic, this sounds like a possible case of Berocca shock.'
'ah yes...'
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The rigid pose an individual assumes after being ejaculated on.
“Allie was super shot shocked after I busted my nut all over her last night.”
A shock bag like a shocker, but for men: First two fingers in the ass, and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
Kalvin: Why is Greg crying?
Natdog: He got a shock bag!
Kalvin: Shock bag?
Natdog: Two in the stink and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
The moment when a soloist first plays a piece with a full orchestra and has his/her mind blown by the incredible sound. Usually accompanying symptoms include soiling of pants in response to said sound.
Guy 1: Hey what's wrong with Bill?
Guy 2: He just finished playing a piano concerto with an orchestra and he's still recovering from orchestra shock.