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The act of engaging passionately in an impressive display of skill, especially under ideal conditions.
I thought I was so savage at curling until I saw the pro's shredding the gnar in the olympics and now I feel like an absolute chode.
To shred som cheese then spread the legs of a random girl
Mike: yo I heard joe did a shred and spread at the pub
Jake: the fuck is a shred and spread
Shred-digger; when a girl goes out with guitarist just to learn how to shred.
Man 1; hows your new girlfriend mandy?
Man 2; man she keeps asking me to teach her guitar licks.
Man 1; she's a shred-digger.
The moment when a dreadlocked personage realises that they have a dread trapped in the office shredder.
Usually accompanied by a scream for assistance, the dread shred victim can only hope that the shredder becomes clogged or full before the dread is wrenched out at the root, or worse, their entire head begins to be grinded to pulp.
The victim of a dread shred should clearly realise that there is only suffering ahead before the situation gets any better.
"Frank, come quick you lummox! Jade's having a dread shred!"
"Whoa, turn it off at the plug!"
When you and your boys are top players, hitting town and taking all the girls home.
Yo Mickey was shredding meat last night, I saw him take at least 3 girls back.