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Just like love at first site you find some one so gorgeous you end up fucking them
Jessica: dude I saw this guy last night
Amy: whoa really?
Jessica: yeah it was dick at first site
Amy: oml you slut
A date night idea where you and your significant other sit across from each other in a sparsely decorated but well lit room. Temperature shouldn’t be any more than 57-58 degrees. You both strip naked and sit back down. No food or water should be in the room. The door should be locked on a timer until the following morning.
You begin by starting off with little digs of your loved one: you hold your fork funny or sometimes you make a noise in your sleep. The other person takes a minute to digest and then responds with a dig of their own.
You repeat this over the course of 24h; the digs getting incrementally deeper and more personal. You grow hungrier, thirstier, and yet you sit there both cutting and being cut down.
By the following morning, you hate every fiber of yourself and of the person you loved only hours before. Everything has changed.
The door unlocks. You both dress and leave.
My wife and I tried a Mogadishu Black Site last night, and now we aren’t speaking.
the action of not going on sites that could give you malicious viruses. More specifically this is aimed towards porn sites because they often tend to f up your computer.
Dave: Dude did you check out that new porn site i sent you a link to?
Pete: Nah man, I've started to practice safe sites ever since i got that virus scare
Dave: Good call bro, i should probably start doing that.
People on facebook sale sites who ask you to save something for them that you are selling, arrange a time to come and collect it, then when the time comes they don't show up then avoid and ignore further contact with you.
That person that was meant to be coming around today that didn't show or contact was a complete sale site wanker
What you utter in an attempt to navigate yourself around Microsoft.com and Yahoo.com.
Dirt-clod solutions? Interview with The Pope? This web site sucks!
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Street version of the name for a lesser-well-known suburb of Manchester; Longsight. Heavily infested with gangsters and ninjas, a 'lingo' has developed there to fox the authorities. The code may be applied to any word simply by replacing the first consonant of a word with 'Trah' and inserting 'b' before the remaining letters; in words beginning with vowels, simply prefix 'Trah-b...'
"Th'yo, th'yo, th'yo, yous'th goin' Trah-bong-site {Longsight} or Levveh {Levenshulme}??"
"Th'sweet, yo, give us th'sum of that trah-borange {orange}, th'yo"
"Ahm fuckin' trah-blingin' {blingin'} mate, fuckin' check it, th'yo"
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1. A web site like Myspace that takes very long periods of time to load. 2. A web site that will fail to move the user to the next page for no apparent reason. 3. A cheaply, poorly constructed, outdated, web site that causes emotional stress to the user.
Myspace is the number 1# Rolling Web Site on the Internet! In the 5 years I have been using it, the same problems exist! Does Tom ever update the site???
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