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Convincing an inebriated young lady that you really can last more than two minutes, and actually getting her to leave the bar with you.
Buddy, I managed to get her to come back to my van! Little did she know, I was pulling the ole Sauerkraut Smoothie!! (See ‘Sauerkraut Quickie’)
Melting poop in a bowl and pouring it slowly on your significant other while signing a top ten Barry Manalow tune. Must be lightly drizzled
Baby You need a Hodkiewicz smoothie to calm the nerves
To ejaculate or past tense of ejaculate
Damn , that girl I fucked last night, she spilt smoothie and it got everywhere.
a smoothy made out of strictly pubes and expired milk nothing else will work and is best served lukewarm
Sam: have u tried this new drink called the pube smoothy
James:no
Sam: pass me that razor
The act of placing cocaine on a penis and as the male ejaculates, the recipient orally injests the semen-cocaine mixture.
He gave me a coconut smoothie after we came back from the rave.
They gay or fruity version of truffle butter the mixture of anal fluids and semen
Hey Donny did you give Peyton a fruity smoothie
Advanced sexual maneuver which involves a male inserting fruit into a woman's lady parts, and then mashing them up with his penis until the fruit is the texture of a smoothie.
I needed protein because I had just worked out and I was horny so I gave my girlfriend a fruit smoothie, thereby killing 2 birds with 1 stone.
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