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Movie Sonic

Was one horrible creation, but fortunately Paramount's fixing it's design. I just hope we won't have to see anything close to the original in the movie, because G O D does it probably bring nightmares to little kids.
Update: After a while, Movie Sonic's new design has been released and the community (including myself) Has responded positively due to it's new accuracy and appeal, staying realistic yet about the same to it's original design, similar to Detective Pikachu.

Uhhh. Meow? - Movie Sonic, before his design was getting fixed.
"How did you survive that?"
"I have *no* idea!!" - Movie Sonic, After the design revamp.

by Mr.Noob12 November 28, 2019


Sonic Z

The opposite of Sonic X -- that is, Sonic the Hedgehog that moves extremely slowly.

{The Sonic X theme song but with torpedoed lyrics}

♪ Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop ♪
♪ Gotta stop slow, gotta stop slow, ♪
♪ Gotta stop slower, slower, slower, slower, slower ♪
♪ Movin' at speed of dark (make tracks) ♪
♪ Slowest hedgehog it barks ♪
♪ Got ourselves a situation, stuck in a new location, ♪
♪ Without any explanation, no double relaxation! ♪
♪ Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't think, don't stink, ♪
♪ Just stop, stop, stop, stop, s-s-s-s-stop, stop! ♪
♪ Gotta avoid the ♪
Bam Slam Gadget! ♪
♪ Sonic, he's not the hero! ♪
♪ Sonic, he's number zero! ♪
♪ Sonic, he's coming whee!, ♪
♪ So watch out... For Sonic Z! ♪
♪ Gotta stop slow (Sonic!), gotta stop slow (Sonic!), ♪
♪ Gotta stop slower, slower, slower, slower, slower! ♪
♪ Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! ♪
♪ So... (Sonic) nic... (Sonic) Z, ♪
♪ Gotta stop slow! ♪
♪ Gotta stop slow! ♪
♪ Gotta stop slower, slower, slower, slower, ♪
♪ Sonic Z! ♪ :-)

by Telephony July 8, 2019


Sonic sneaker

A fountain drink from Sonic with alcohol added to it. It looks like a good ole regular cherry limeade or a vanilla Dr. Pepper, but little do family, co-workers, Sunday school teachers realize that it's not a sober drink; it's a Sonic sneaker.

All the family time on Christmas got to be too stressful, so I slipped away and returned with a Sonic sneaker.

by SarshBeBrave May 2, 2013


pregnant sonic

what occured before the bible, and is depicted in many modern day artworks

i heard theres a new image of pregnant sonic in the art museum

by maxerella March 11, 2021


sonic shit

when you shit so fast it all comes out in one push

"oh yeah, I just took a sonic shit"

by Brother Jacku September 6, 2014


sonic screwdriver

fucking ace tool used by doctor who, it is used for finding secret panels,opening doors,controlling electronic equipment. useful in a crisis

me: Doctor were trapped
DOCTOR:dont worry stan i'll use my sonic screwdriver
me: eurgh you dirty bastard
DOCTOR:no the other one
me: oh sorry good idea

by stoneth June 23, 2005

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Sonic OC

Satans only chance to see the real world

Jane: HEY DID YOU SEE MY SONIC OC ITS A WOLF WITH RAINBOW FUR WITH A GUN AND IT DATES SONIC AND HAS THE EMERALDS

Sam: *shoots her*

by bruce109 June 18, 2018

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