1. Start looking at people strangely
2. Spending all your time on the computer
3. Start sending strange emails/texts
4. Greeting people with "Hello Children"
5. Start giving others fake links/sites with creepy guys rapping
6. Start posting scary pop up videos
7. Start jumping out from behind objects
8. Start logging on with fake, anonymous names
9. Trolling on others' accounts
10. Yay! You have become a creep!
That guy is a real creep! He just completed the steps of creep!
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C’mon mane! We all know why you searched this up!
A Step Bro is a person that all straight men can respect, but don’t wish to be. The Step Bro usually is asked for help by his Step Sis, however, he does a bit more than just help.
His body is usually scrawny, due to the majority of his time going into gaming, and his lack of physical strength makes his appearance rather “unpleasant”. But oddly enough, he is packing somewhere around 6-10 inches. “Like he’s ever going to get a chick?” That statement is beyond wrong! His chick IS his Step Sis!
Dickie: CuM MeaT Ya NeW STeP SiBLinG, TrEVOr!
Trevor: uh... hi!
Helen: awww yeah! My Step Bro finally came! You look HANDSOME! *lets out a slight moan*
Trevor: *Pulls our a cross* BEGON, WENCH FROM TIMES OF YORE!
Helen: bruh.
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When a step parent is such a tool that they lose the mother/father suffix and it is replaced with dousch.
Dude 1- man your step-dad is such a jerk
Dude 2- I know, he's a real step-dousch
a step nigga is a male who a female uses to try and replace her first love , but he will never be as good .
K'ierra : "Joe will never be as good as James "
K'yanna : " Because , Joe is your step nigga. "
When a lesbian (usually butch) dates a single mom.
Seth: My step dad is picking me up.
Georgie: I thought your mom was dating a girl.
Seth: yeah but she likes us to call her our step dad.
Georgie: that’s not a step dad, that’s a step dyke.
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