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The act of inserting a snickers chocolate bar or any other related confection (...twix, butterfinger, payday, etc.) into a womans vagina then eating the vaginal candy
"Tim was diagnosed with Hypoglycemia (low blood sugar) and Erectile Dysfunction and was looking for a way to satisfy his body's needs as well as his wife's before their child came home from school. So he and and his wife decided to bust a sticky Kocourek so he got to eat while she got to treat ;)" haha
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(noun) The phenomenon where one's scrotum becomes uncomfortably adhesive and attaches to the shaft of the penis (usually during humid conditions).
Chris: Damn man, stop feelin yourself!
Ben: Dude, shut up...I've got a bad case of sticky balls.
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An accumulation of pre-cum on the head of a mans penis causing it to stick to his under garments. Also leaving a nasty, huge stain, that is visible to all
Dudeman1: Dayum!!! You see dat ass???!! I bet she got some good good!
Dudeman2: Indeed! I have spotted her rear end! I have to say it was a marvelous one at that!
Dudeman1: Shiiii i think i feel a sticky tip coming on :(
Dudeman2: Well my good man, it seems you're inevitable dilemma has made itself known! You seem to have a stain of sorts on you're trousers.
Dudeman1: FUC&ING STICKY TIPS:(
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When one is in a hurry but at the same time needs to poop. He/she decides to try and drop one before leaving and naturally it is a poop the needs to be wiped about a thousand times.
"What took you so long? You said you would only be a minute."
"Sorry, I didn't know it was gonna be a sticky quicky."
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An oily, sticky residual discharge around the anus after one expels fecal matter from ones sphincter cavity post haste greasy food consumption.
Usage 1: OMG! I've wiped my turd cutter so much its bleeding, no thanks to that greasy chicken you made for dinner which gave me sticky butt.
Usage 2: After eating that greasy food for lunch today, I had to leave work early because I was sitting in sticky butt. When I got home my man-panties looked as if they had been dragged down the Hershey highway.
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The art of spinning one's penis through the propulsion caused by ejaculating, whilst the penis is not erect.
The Sticky Helicopter
A person must begin masturbating, orgasm, but somehow retain the semen held within their penis until it is no longer erect. Once it is no longer erect, they release, hopefully forcing their penis to spin around in a circular motion.
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When you take you dick and pour Maple syrup or Hunny which ever you prefer all over it. then once that is done stick you penis in sugar. Now that your penis is covered with sugar and maple syrup. now just have (preferred sex) suck that shit right off. = )
Yesterday that bitch gave me a sticky lumberjack.
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