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When a fat chick sucking your dick and she folds her titties on your legs so you can play with the nipples.
She was sucking my dick so good I forgot she was fat. So I told her to unfold her suitcase titties so I could play with them.
Being dumped, broken up with, kicked out of the house, divorce.
(premise being,) with all your stuff in 2 bin liners/black bags/bin bags.
Are kid got the odd Salford suitcase thither day,
Guy next door got bin bagged yesterday, seen him Well I g up street with Salford suitcases.
(chocolate suitcase) butthole
We got pulled over and I had to stash the coke in my chocolate suitcase.
when a midget on roller skates wheres all of your clothes, and then you pull them through an airport.
(taken from snl)
Would being a human suitcase be embarrassing or fun? or both?
According to 'SNL' a Human Suitcase is where you take a midget on roller skates and have him/her put on all your clothes then pull them thru an airport.
For Valentines day Sepfon recommends getting your sweetheart some human suitcases
A midget on rollerskates wearing all your clothes while pulled by a string.
I saw my first human suitcase at the airport
It's that thing, of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.
They made me check my human suitcase cause there was no room in the overhead bins.
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