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when a nurse is changing an old mans diaper only to find that he has ejaculated in his adult diaper.
I fuckin hate workin at the old folks home. Benjamin always has a slimy geezer suprise waitin for me in the morning.
What happens to men after they get married. Strange women start trying to give you free tuna, you former girlfriend (now wife) stops giving you tuna.
"Man she said I do and no more tuna, but woman I could not have tagged before are flocking to me. Tuna Suprise!
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the best thing you never knew you needed.
Dude, i was chilling and all of sudden SUPRISE BUTT SEX! it was great.
Man it wasnt rape, it was just suprise butt sex, you'll get over it.
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The Banner Elk Suprise is preformed when a man is having sex with a woman doggy style and then places his thumbs together with the nails facing each other. Then the man places the thumbs in the womans anus while spreading the remaining fingers apart to resemble the antlers of an elk.
This act was made famous by a few great men in Banner Elk North Carolina
After a romantic trip to the mountain town of Banner Elk Don gave his girlfriend Peggy the Banner Elk Suprise so that she would always remember the great times they had.
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A very welcome punch to the cunt.
Mom: Hey Nick, how was school.
(Nick punches his mom in the cunt.)
Mom: Yahoo! Thanks for the Randy Quaid Suprise.
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When a girl is fucked unexpectedly in the ass or pussy by a guy that has a running start. This is usually a very painful but pleasurable activity.
After giving his girlfriend got out of bed, Tom gave her a suprise runner while she was bending over finding a thong.
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A knee to the groin combined with an elbow to the chest of an enemy. The suprise refers to the victim's shock of recieving a sudden knee to the crotch when expecting a simple elbow attack. Preferably after the victim has received the Yeovil Poke.
"Hey! Do you want a Dorset Elbow Suprise to go with that Yeovil Poke?!"
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