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Robin Tax

When an unemployed stoner scores a bag of weed for you and then takes a portion out for himself before delivering the bag. This serves as a) compensation for the person's time and effort and as b) a reason for said unemployed stoner to find the motivation to drive across town and score a bag - sometimes even in perilous and hazardous driving conditions.

Ah, man, my bag's a gram short! Damn, I guess I got hit with the 'Robin Tax' again! Oh well, at least he didn't charge me for gas!

by Hera the Cat February 22, 2009


Chip tax

The act of stealing a single chip or fry from a friend if you have no chips. You must say "chip tax" before taking the chip.

"Chip tax!"
*followed by the immediate acquisition of a chip*

by Corrinaismyrealname April 24, 2017


Tax evader

Ludwig ahgren the twitch streamer

Hey did you hear that twitch streamer didnt pay taxes?

Oh yeah that Ludwig ahgren guy is a tax evader

by Obama_is_senpai September 07, 2020


Tax fraud

1 A yoshi 2 not doing your taxes 3

1that tax fraud’s looks 2my mom committed tax fraud

by Yoshi commits tax fraud February 25, 2019


PITA tax

Additional monetary compensation added to an invoice as a discretionary charge due to the fact that the customer was a Pain In The Ass

Make sure you tack on a PITA Tax on that one, She was too much to handle...

by Airsoft Guru April 11, 2011


daddy tax

The portion of a child's meal, Halloween candy, video game time, etc. that a father rightly takes as his own, mostly because you wouldn't be there without him. This particularly applies to things that your father buys for you - because there's no such thing as a free lunch, and life is hard, so you better get used to it.

My kids came home from their Halloween trick-or-treating, and as they sorted through the candy, I took all of their Reese's Peanut Butter cups as daddy tax.

by jammele June 17, 2008


cock tax

In Australia, a slang term for alimony, child support, etc. as a penalty for not being careful with your cock.

She divorced me, now I gotta pay cock tax.

by Expat Dave September 08, 2007