australia tax

The additional price added on to electronics, video games, and software in Australia, even after GST and currency exchange is taken into account. There is no set percentage for each item, it is generally how much the company decides to charge.

British Mate: Well fuck me, why are your laptops so expensive?
Aussie Mate: We pay the Australia Tax.

Chip tax

The act of stealing a single chip or fry from a friend if you have no chips. You must say "chip tax" before taking the chip.

"Chip tax!"
*followed by the immediate acquisition of a chip*

Tax evader

Ludwig ahgren the twitch streamer

Hey did you hear that twitch streamer didnt pay taxes?

Oh yeah that Ludwig ahgren guy is a tax evader

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PITA tax

Additional monetary compensation added to an invoice as a discretionary charge due to the fact that the customer was a Pain In The Ass

Make sure you tack on a PITA Tax on that one, She was too much to handle...

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Tax fraud

1 A yoshi 2 not doing your taxes 3

1that tax fraud’s looks 2my mom committed tax fraud

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daddy tax

The portion of a child's meal, Halloween candy, video game time, etc. that a father rightly takes as his own, mostly because you wouldn't be there without him. This particularly applies to things that your father buys for you - because there's no such thing as a free lunch, and life is hard, so you better get used to it.

My kids came home from their Halloween trick-or-treating, and as they sorted through the candy, I took all of their Reese's Peanut Butter cups as daddy tax.

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cock tax

In Australia, a slang term for alimony, child support, etc. as a penalty for not being careful with your cock.

She divorced me, now I gotta pay cock tax.

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