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A perfectly good blowjob gone awry when someone decides to “try something new this time” by sticking an ear of corn up your ass.
Everything was going as smooth as usual last night, until someone got the bright idea to completely change everything. A real Iowa cock kiss...
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A ceased pool of a town, home to two packing plants that stink up the city and pollute the lake. The packing plants have brought drugs and illegal immigrants to the town. The State of Iowa threw 33 million dollars to help clean it up by building a hotel/waterpark. Known as "the mistake by the lake," King's Pointe Resort hasnt made a profit yet and will not ever.
Due to the criminal population, Storm Lake's Police force is an over-aggressive bunch of 18 year old crybabbies who shake in their boots as they arrest the innocent college kids who reside there rather than the ex-con from south Chicago. Giving the town the slogan, "come on vacation, leave on probation."
You can't polish a tard.
Throwing $33 million at Storm Lake, Iowa was a waste of taxpayers money.
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Usually boys that attend West City High School. Their personalities are a blend of douche bag, ugly, overly arrogant, disgusting, hairy, bastards.
He's a fake cowboy, must be an Iowa City Boy.
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Placing a poop contaminated finger into your or someone else's eye
Kimmie totally gave herself the Iowa eye exam. Now she has wicked pinkeye!
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Repeatedly smacking your dick onto a woman's back, as if you were using a meat cleaver to chop meat on a cutting board.
"Hey, how was last night?"
"Oh, it was great. I got to give my girlfriend an Iowa Meat Cleaver."
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bang a girl, skeet inside her take your corn cob with no corn put it in. Let the jizz dry overnight. Next time have sex make her eat it.
damn we make a bunch of iowa cream corn last night
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When in class, restaurant, shopping, whatever your doing and you spot out the thong stickin' out.
"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, we got Iowa Hawkeyes in the second row. Over."
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