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A person of limited income or resources that can use their "street cred," or reputation, to pull off amazing purchases, usually in high stakes trading within the drug or black market. All types of creative financing schemes may be used, but must be beneficial to all parties involved on a continuous basis (90%) to obtain the rank of Ghetto Jedi.
*Chauncey:* "How the hell did Jody get that '69 Camaro?"
*Virgil:* "He started by trading a pocketknife for some weed 2 days ago, and traded up ... The dude is a Ghetto Jedi for real..."
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Master of ass olympics. Can make women explode from the ass with just a wave of his hand. Uses the force to manipulate the anal canal.
I'll tell you Nancy, I can't walk straight, or even sit down...he's some kind of ass jedi.
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an actually religion based on the jedi life style created by goerge lukas
I wonder what the heavens like.
I joined jedi-ism in 1990 and now i posses the force
(adjusts glasses)
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An individual which has mastered all corners of urban slang, and can use them without fault or defeat.
Rebecca Murden, REM & Jason Gallimore JAG are at one with the words of the block, the masters, the street jedi
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When one man takes a toy lightsaber and shoves it in to an other mans anus, and vice versa. then afterwards they pull out the light saber and sword fight.
Jeff and Jesse are such big of nerds they watch starwars all day and play The Urban Jedi.
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person who thinks he pwns when in fact he doesn't.
person1: dark jedi is such a n00b
person2: i know
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When punishing your girlfriend (preferably polish) from behind, you withdraw your wet dink, and using stealth, replace it with a light saber. Now she can help to fight evil.
Man my girlfriend just isn't tough, I am going to turn her into a polish Jedi.
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