The act of an extremely inebriated or repulsed male attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis
Bro how'd it go last night with that chick?
Not too good I tried to feed her the soft pudding. I figured everything would straighten itself out once I got in. It didn't happen.
So did you have sex with that guy last night?
Sort of, he fed me the soft pudding for a little while and then he passed out.
Man I can't believe you jumped on that grenade last night.
Well technically I didn't, all I could muster up was the soft pudding before passing out.
Hey, Kevin! Quit dicking the pudding and get to work!
The act of precisely thirteen Arabian men simultaneously ejaculating into a bowl then IMMEDIATELY shitting in it afterwards. They then take their erect members and stir it up to make a nice, enjoyable concoction.
After the football game my 12 other friends and I went over to Ahal-Habib's house and made some tasty Arabian Pudding.
A cronic masturbater. Someone who likes to beat his meat.
Damn Chris your such a pud whacker.
I came home and saw there was boy pudding all over my sheets
The slimy fluid that comes from a girl pussy after she has had multiple orgasms. (not regular pussy juice)
I had that bitch nuttin so bad when i pulled out my balls were covered wit pussy pudding.