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soft pudding

The act of an extremely inebriated or repulsed male attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis

Bro how'd it go last night with that chick?
Not too good I tried to feed her the soft pudding. I figured everything would straighten itself out once I got in. It didn't happen.

So did you have sex with that guy last night?
Sort of, he fed me the soft pudding for a little while and then he passed out.

Man I can't believe you jumped on that grenade last night.
Well technically I didn't, all I could muster up was the soft pudding before passing out.

by Rubbing Dicks January 30, 2010


dicking the pudding

messing around; wasting time

Hey, Kevin! Quit dicking the pudding and get to work!

by dacarlton February 15, 2005


Arabian Pudding

The act of precisely thirteen Arabian men simultaneously ejaculating into a bowl then IMMEDIATELY shitting in it afterwards. They then take their erect members and stir it up to make a nice, enjoyable concoction.

After the football game my 12 other friends and I went over to Ahal-Habib's house and made some tasty Arabian Pudding.

by A'shadieeyah October 02, 2015


Pud Whacker

A cronic masturbater. Someone who likes to beat his meat.

Damn Chris your such a pud whacker.

by leebuck2 April 15, 2003


Boy Pudding

Ejaculate

I came home and saw there was boy pudding all over my sheets

by Jose Alberto Rodriguez February 10, 2009


pud wacker

A dude who masterbates all the time.

Chad is such a pud wacker.

by iulawboy July 28, 2004


Pussy Pudding

The slimy fluid that comes from a girl pussy after she has had multiple orgasms. (not regular pussy juice)

I had that bitch nuttin so bad when i pulled out my balls were covered wit pussy pudding.

by Datnigga July 18, 2004