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A sexual act of putting coffee creamer in one's own rectum for later use in coffee, or to be enjoyed directly by a partner. *Also helps with constipation.
I was feeling freaky this morning so I hit an Avalanche.
An avalanche is when somebody sneezes and poop forcefully rockets out of their backside.
Did you hear Johnny had an avalanche in class the other day?
To cum inside a woman’s vagina and then to be sat on, forcing you to lick your cum and her cum out.
I came inside her vagina and she then made me eat the avalanche
Cumming in a woman’s vagina, she then she sits on your face forcing you to lick yours and her cum out.
I came inside her vagina, she then face sat me and I tasted the avalanche.
The act of putting a slipnslide on a staircase and pushing an overweight woman down them after sex.
Cletus gave Tanqueray an Alachua avalanche the other night, she broke her arm falling through the floorboards of the farmhouse
A cabinet that you open towards the ceiling usually in a small camper or moving vehicle (semi truck) when is shit is garunteed to fall due to over stuffing, driving erratically, and hoarding unnecessary shit.
Riding in the truck Hey Alex what's in that cabinet?
Oh don't know.
Reaches up and opens it and Yells avalanche cabinet
When upon attempting to insert your penis into your partner’s rectum you are met with a copious outpouring of fecal matter. The same as Cambodian landslide.
— I am traumatised for life.
— How come?
— I tried to fuck Yahya up the butt last night and he gave me a Somalian avalanche.