Betty Curse

A "goth-pop" band, fronted by Megan Burns aka Betty Curse.

The genre of "goth-pop" is a manufactured genre with no relevance to goth or gothic rock

Megan Burns also acted in the film 28 days later.

The debut album "Excuse All The Blood" takes its name from the suicide note left by Death from the black metal band Mahem. This must be very insulting to Death's family and to all black metal fans!!

Her music sounds a lot like Avril Lavigne, but she is more "gothy" in appearance. However, Betty Curse is not a gothic rock band.

By trying (and failing) to combine different genres, she is an insult to goth, pop and black metal.

"I like dressing up. I like drinking wine. I enjoy loneliness. I like romance. I like being in control. I like being submissive. I like reading poetry aloud. I like absinth. I like parisian prostitutes from the early 1900s, true ladies. I like tattoos. I'd like Nick Cave to sing to me as I bled to death. I like making up stories. I like to lie, it makes life more interesting. I LOVE The Eighties Matchbox B-line Disaster. I kill people and sell the bodies. I'm in a band, but then who isnt?"

"No-one really knows how Betty Curse pounced into the world, or from whence she crept, but the legends are legion. Some say shes some venom-pretty monster cloned by mad scientists from the spittle of Siouxie Sioux, the tears of Christina Ricci and the shotgun brain mulch of Dead from Mayhem"

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Betty Swollocks

Sweaty, Itchy or Sticky Bollocks.

"Argh, Betty Swollocks. Must Re-arrange"

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bouncing betty

antipersonnel mine that springs from the ground, spinning and exploding, after being tripped.

The bouncing betty shredded the soldier who was on point.

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Black Betty

Known as the Boston Bruins song in the '70s.

Ram Jam's black betty is playing

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bangkok betty

a woman who outputs an extraordinary amount to random men, or women, for low sums of cash.

I banged that bangkok betty all night and it only cost me a dollar.

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Betty Susan

Betty Susan a word to describe a rude annoying or hateful person or thing. You can use this to confuse the person or when your frustrated.

E.g omg grace your being such a Betty Susan

E.g omg this maths problem is such a Betty Susan

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Betty Swollocks

Polite term for knacker discomfort

"forgive me your majesty, whilst i adjust my doublet and hose. I have sailed the oceans these last six months and have not changed my codpiece since we left the New World. I fear i have the most awful Betties (Sir Walter Raleigh, Audience with Queen Elizabeth I, 1584) Betty Swollocks

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