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Noun: An invisible entity that tangles, ties, and knots wired items to themselves or other nearby cords when owner is not looking or not around, it exists only to annoy and frustrate its victims.
Common haunts include, but are not limited to; headphones, extension cords, surge protector plugins, or any wired items dwelling near computers or television sets.
Said to be related to the Hose Kinking Phantom
*Tug*Tug*
..Why are my headphones so short..
*Tug*
..They're tied to my keyboard cord!
DAMNN YOU CORD GHOST!!!
almost like anal cord except the cord comes out of the gine
hey guys i have 2 words for you gineal cord
His mum stinks of off milk
He has a small willy
He has the deadest trim of all time
Has a patato shaped head
His mum has a really good haircut ( box shaped )
He fingers his brother's ass crack
He likes shoving cucumber in his ears
Oh look it's Olly, his mum has a shit haircut
Olly your lips are crusty
Wait Olly, is your dick really 4 inches?
OLLY CORDES means that he has a small cock and you need a microscope to see it
Some doofus on discord who is really active a lot and doesn’t spend much of their time on the bigger and important things.
Oats Torn: LOL look at that idiot on discord all day
Skeltacular: That’s definitely a cord & cables
something that is fetishized by youtube kids videos
you should cut out the umbilical cord... NOW!!!
Not the plug, but the one who got plugged in by the plug
Hey I'm at my plugs house, still waiting tho so when he get it I'll get mine n be on the way...<cplehourslater> hey bro my plug needs a pound, he's got a rack on it and can pay the rest tomorrow when his check comes... (need I say more) HAHA yeah I can get it but I don't wanna meet that dude tho, he ain't a plug he an extension cord n I don't need no more ofem
Poor internet quality; especially on Nintendo Switch Online.
“Dude I got a spaghetti Ethernet cord.”