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Ming Kang

Handsome lad

This guy is looking dapper, such a Ming Kang lad.

by Funkylookingman November 23, 2021


kang hye in

THE MOST HOTTEST, MOST GORGEOUS, MOST MOMMY IST WOMAN I HAVE EVER SEEN,

THE MULLET. THE RED HAIR. As our queen CupcakKe once said- "Hump me, f@8k me, Mommy better make me choke".
you must bow in her presence. and in this scenerio you are ALWAYS bottom.

person1:who is kang hye in?
person2: what the fuck is wrong with you.

by UR_m0m2.0 January 27, 2022


Kyung Kang

a loser who seems very intimidating but is actually soft as fuck. Believe it or not, he's pretty much a sub. He's basically a male yandere. asshole.

A: Do you know Kyung Kang?
B: That bitch obsessed with Blackpink and sushi?

by yEETBITCHH August 12, 2017


kang zheng

Indention God

Bro can you Kang Zheng me a bus for the school trip

by EMT AWO January 14, 2020


Kang Sung Hoon

A precious middle aged man who sings unbelievably well and is just so honest and pure that deserves all the love this world has to offer. Unfortunately he couldn't be more unlucky with trusting people everytime he tries so we must protect at all costs.

"Who's the pink hair guy?"
"oh that's Kang Sung Hoon"

by SSHOON November 29, 2018


Jing Kang

A true villian

Jing Kang the villian

by ඞamogusඞ February 13, 2022


Kang (Revised)

A previous credit score so low that it crashed the world economy in 2008 when Countrywide made thousands of risky loans to Kangs of color. These loans were complete garbage and nobody wanted to touch them in their investment portfolio, so rating companies like S&P, Moody's and Fitch all collaborated to give these Kang loans a fake higher score. These loans caused rolling defaults when the Kangs of color predictably defaulted on them. This caused the entire system to collapse and were it not for the government stepping in, the Kangs would have destroyed the world financial system.

It's 2023 and the Kangs are back. After years of printing money and then later trying to raise interest rates to control the out-of-control inflation, the US government is realizing the asset bubble they created is leaving behind the Kangs who can't afford property. The Kangs of color don't pay their mortgages but there's a new scheme to shoulder the burden on the responsible white people. It's not enough that the banks and government make AAA-rated reliable money on white mortgage payers, they're now going to put a Kang tax on all mortgage payers with a credit score of over 750. This is a risk-avoidance scheme to punish whites further and to prop up the Kangs of color.

When the Kangs default on their mortgages, the banks will just reclaim the property and sell it at a profit to whites. All the while they'll still be collecting the higher mortgage Kang tax from the whites as well.

2023 is the year Biden dropped the Kang (Revised) tax on us all.

by Jim Crowing May 2, 2023