A half-hearted hand job where one or more of the people involved are of Australian descent.
"I only got a Sad Koala after the bonfire."
"The look in his eyes when he looked up was one of a sad koala that recently experienced a loss. He continued his work, lazily stroking, wandering from this place in his mind, back to the shores of Australia."
A Koala man is a person who wants to be something they aren't. This is baed on the opposing sides of koalas: the dangerous and the cute/innocent.
Joe (nerdy) wants to be more like Jim (a jock). He's a koala man.
Originated from an Australia, when a girl gives you Chlamydia. Koalas are known to have chlamydia.
Some say the phrase was first coined by a random Aussie lass who knew too much about koalas.
That lassie gave me the ole koala surprise. But she was worth it
A dumb bitch who donβt know what she talkin about
Damn that bitch koala Harris is dumb
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Animals that are especially adept at climbing.
Mimi shimmied up that stripper pole faster than a koala bear!
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somebody terribly offended every time someone cuts down a bamboo tree they say "thinkof the panda's"
me: hey i cut down a bamboo tree
koala hugger: you **** (pulls out gun)
me: sorry man
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When you touch your butthole to your significant other's butthole and a puckering sound is made
Hey yo Jerry, you better pucker up cause I'm gon' give you some koala kisses tonight!
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