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Possessing a very small penis. Opposite of hung like a horse.
Check out the nude pics of Brad Pitt...he's hung like a mosquito!
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When a girl is on her period, and she is with a guy and they are about to have some sex, the guy pulls the tampon out of her vagina. He then proceeds to drink it up. Then they have sex.
Isiah: Yo whats up hommie?
Brent: Nothing much man!
Isiah: How did things go last night with that chick?
Brent: Great! I gave her a mosquito bite. It was awesome!
Isiah: Ahh! dude! always wondered how that would taste.
Brent: Yeah, it was.... disgusting! Blood was every where man!!! Don't ever do it! ever! well i mean the mosquito bite, you can do the sex though afterwards. yeah thats nice
Isiah: Great see ya. (leaves)
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Little tits the size of mosquito bites as on young children or skinny women
yo did you see her little mosquito bite tits
yeah i hate that double D's for me man
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I can't fucking see them! I'm covered in bumps and there's nothing there!
Brian got fucked up by secret mosquitos last night. I fear they'll be back for more tonight.
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A mosquito that lives in the skid row area of downtown Los Angeles due to its drug addiction, poverty, and/or general lack of motivation and productivity. The skid row mosquito is also not able to find a job. The skid row mosquito general looks for and bites people that are forced to frequent the area for various reasons. A bite from a skid row mosquito may require a visit to the doctor, antibiotics, and time of from work.
Dang I went to work and got bit by a skid row mosquito down town and now I have to go to the doctor for some drugs and a note for work !
When you get bitten by a mosquito but it also pee on you, It's the newest kink
I'm so into Mosquito Water Sports because it's not main steam
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A turkey vulture-sized mosquito which lives on the open tundra of the Canadian North. Arctic Ice Mosquitoes are dayturnal, spending the lazy Arctic days walking around on their six legs, feeding on the Arctic Ice Potato, which grows on trees everywhere on the Arctic Tundra. Arctic Ice Mosquitoes are quite friendly, and you can strike up a conversation easily as they are Canadian and love to talk about the weather.
Dude check out that herd of Arctic Ice Mosquitoes! They're my favorite animal.