Seeding Porn

When one has finished downloading porn/pr0n and leave the files available so other may download (upload) said porn from you. Usually done with bit torrent and helps to boost your uplaod download ratio on particular trackers. Most sites enforce a ratio policy so others can get what they want and not have leechers.
As you can watch porn while seeding porn not only are you sharing the love - you can still feel good afterwoods!

"I need to get my ratio back up to 1:1"
"Dude, seed your porn"

------------
"I keep my ratio healthy by seeding porn"

19👍 9👎

spitting the seeds

The act of ejaculating, referring to the cum as the "seeds" of life. Invented in Mahwah on 11/12/13

Him spitting the seeds all over her made her throw up

5👍 1👎

Butt seed

Small seed like objects left behind from toilet paper that rubs off while wiping your ass.

My ass was itching because I had butt seeds.

10👍 2👎

Sexame Seeds

The little balls of dried up sex juices that form during coitus and drop to the sheets, only to get stuck all over a woman's ass cheeks.

We had sex for an hour and when she got up her buns were covered with sexame seeds.

12👍 5👎

bad seed

Someone who performs Bad Seedish Stunts such as
driving without a liscence
walking in the dark
throwing wild parties
wearing marijuana boxers

Yo, that gangsta is such a bad seed have you seen his new pot boxers?

I'm a bad seed, i threw a wild party last night!

46👍 33👎

Seed Library

The section in some public libraries where you can use your library card to check out heirloom (local) seeds, with the implied promise that if your gardening efforts are successful, you'll replace the seeds you 'borrowed' from the Seed Library by agreeing to give them some of the seeds that your new plants produced.

My public library now has a Seed Library inside which lets me check out packets of local seeds. It's made it super easy for me to grow salad greens and eat healthy for free.

10👍 4👎

Sunflower Seed

When one ejaculates into his palm then makes a fist with that hand. The fist is then inserted into a vagina or anus and then the hand is opened, looking like a sunflower and delivering the seed.

Last night I gave my girl friend a sunflower seed, I don't know if she was more upset about my fisting her or the jizz coming out of her ass 5 hours later.

19👍 10👎