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Stage 3 represents the third and final stage of bowel movements caused by IBS or Irritable Bowel Syndrome, which is commonly caused by stress. This stage usually occurs after the stressful action has been completed. Stage 3 often consists of sharpened stool, hardened poop often caused by excess constipation. This is probably the most painful yet most relieving part of the 3 Step process.
Stage 3 makes me feel like I'm pooping razor blades.
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When someone is tryin to roll out really badly and everyone else is chillin.
Person 1: "Lets leave the party, I want to go home."
People at the party: "Wow this fuckin toolbelt is really in stage 5."
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The amazing feeling you get before/during/after performing for an audienece. Usually in the case of actors and musicians.
Director: "Show's in two minutes"
Actor: "Wow i have such a stage-gasim!"
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The phenomena that an person of average attractiveness suddenly takes on a presense of unattainable beauty, due to there stage presence.
"Jody's boyfriend isn't what you call attractive is he?"
"Nah, but he has a certain Stage-Pretty presence"
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A position in which the 'stage manager' pushes their partner up against the wings of the stage in order to have sex with her upright. When finished they rush backstage to yell at a techie.
--I totally pulled a stage manager last night.
--Yeah, I know. I heard it from the 3rd row.
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The act of jumping on stage at a Ripper Bar, with a five dollar bill in your mouth. (At one time, two dollar coins were acceptable. Could even be performed with a stack of nickels.) The stripper proceeds to remove the bill from you mouth with her lips, cleavage, ass, or pussy.
Give me a fiver so I can jump on stage. That girl is hot!
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Being a part of the "Stage 12" group is a real accomplishment. This applies to females (usually whores) who wants a quick cock to suck on. However, no one wants to fuck her due to her appearance. This girl thinks she is a real hardass for getting "it in" and continues to brag about it to her friends. Being the conceited bitch that she is, she also likes starting the most shit. This girl enjoys getting involved in everyones drama. Aside from being the nasty drama whore, this girl goes to parties and gets drunk off everyones liquor, even though she only had a few sips. She then pukes and passes out considering she is a lightweight. If you follow into these prestigious guidelines, you can consider yourself apart of the Stage 12 clan.
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