When you spam your friend or colleague with GIFS of Tina from Bob’s Burgers
“Dude, I just Tina spammed you.”
“Ugh, it used all my data.”
When you order wigs from Amazon, put them on without styling them & it looks like you found them in the spirit of Halloween dumpster.
Example: You really Sissy Tina’d yourself with that stiff synthetic cheap hair.
Example: Look at this Sissy Tina on Twitter.
anything one does while hammered- yet looking- great that is deemed badass; includes any choices made under the influence that cause laughter or shock in the community
Did you see her dancing on the bar? Such a tina-thing.
A Tina Bird is the human equivalent of a cowbird. A Tina Bird will produce upwards of 8 babies awaiting adulthood to be handed off to a potential host to raise in her stead. A Tina Bird baby will always come equipped with daddy/mommy issues, ruined credit, zero ambition, mild accountability, and absolutely no understanding of how to be an adult.
Oh girl, I hope you have a good therapist because you just started dating the offspring
of a Tina Bird.