German-Size

Highly sought after size that's larger than usual, but still maintains high quality and standards without compromise.
Serves as verb, noun and adjective.

Example 1:
"You guys slept together?"
"Yeah. He was German-Sized."
"I wish Peter was German-Sized. I want to German-Size our love."

Example 2:
"Do you want to upsize those bratwurst to German-Size?"

Example 3:
"I would like to German-Size all of these things."

Example 4:
The secret lyrics to what the Black Eyed Peas sang:
"Boy, I think about it every night and day, I'm addicted, wanna German-Size your love."

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erection dyslexia

Temporary bout of dyslexia brought on by an erection.

-“What the heck was up that message you sent last night? It didn’t make sense.”

-“Sorry, I had erection dyslexia when I wrote it.”

erection dyslexia

Dicktober

Celebrating the dick all October.
Festivities include, but are not limited to:
Dick worshipping
Dick touching
Dick rubbing
Dressing up like a dick
Dick-scapades

“I just ordered a dick costume from Amazon.”
“Why?”
“It’s almost Dicktober.”

Tina spammed

When you spam your friend or colleague with GIFS of Tina from Bob’s Burgers

“Dude, I just Tina spammed you.”
“Ugh, it used all my data.”

lunenburg moment

When you’re going to *shit your pants in the middle of the street, but there’s nowhere to go because everything is closed.

*N.B. The shit is likely to be runny, hot and explosive.

-What’s wrong? Are you hurt.
-No, I’m having a Lunenburg moment. I can’t hold.