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When two kinky ass partners pee in one in others mouth. Disgusting
Woah go farther bro I wanna see if I can make the pee shot aka urine sex!
the most perfect man in existence
person a: 'wow, jimmy urine is so sexy. i wish i knew his geographical coordinates so i could track him down to stalk him.'
person b: 'i know right! i wish he would just spit on my face already.'
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"Hey, boss - not going to make it to work today. I'm not feeling too good..."
"Maybe you'd feel better if you didn't drink so much devil's urine last night. I saw your Insta posts..."
A urinal between two occupied urinals that is left open to avoid crowding and embarrassing misunderstandings
Alien: Why do human males only use every other urinal?
Guy: So strangers won't see our cocks or think we're looking at their cocks. We call the empty one "the sacrificial urinal."
Alien: Why is it such a big deal to see each other's cocks? Or why can't you just say "I'm not going to look at your cock if you don't look at mine?"
Guy: I definitely wouldn't believe somebody if they told me that, plus it offers no protection against bumping into each other.
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One of the most repugnant smells one can have. Typically the identifiable smell of a vagrant or homeless bum.
The homeless chick I banged last night smelled of hot urine.
I was so hammered last night that I pissed myself. Now I reek of hot urine.
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Refers to the collection of pubic hair that often accumulates around the protruding base of a public urinal.
How often are these restrooms cleaned? This urinal has developed quite a urinal goatee.
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When you strategically select a urinal with the intention that the next bathroom goer will either have to go right next to you or will take the walk of shame into the stall.
Walk of shame = check mate, gain a point
If the second person selects a urinal next to the original urinal man but cannot phase the original guy, then he doesn’t gain a point (assuming he creates a stream). If the second guy is phased and cannot manage a stream, he loses a point.
If you need to do the walk of shame, you lose a point.
“Urinall In” - In the event that there are more than 5 urinals and there’s is a one urinal gap between two guys, one can earn two points for bridging the buffer zone successfully. If you can’t manage a stream, you lose two points.
If you’re on the offensive, you have 7 seconds to create a stream or it’s considered a “failure to manage”, resulting a loss of a point.
“The Matthew Wilder” - If somehow when on the offensive the 2nd player successfully intimidates the first goer enough to break their stream mid-stream. The offensive player is awarded 5 points. The person whose stream breaks loses 5.
Rick: Yo man I totally just had the most bodacious check mate on this kid in a game of urinal chess.
Ralph: shit man, how many points you at now?
Rick: I’m at 11 on the week. I’m kind of a pro.
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