Zipper Labia

The flaps of fabric on either exterior side of a zipper. Most commonly found on cheap wind breaker jackets and frequently get caught in the upward and downward zip causing it to jam.
The subsequent zipper jam is usually followed by swearing in frustration and potentially the break of the zipper.

My zipper labia on my jacket are way too big, they always get caught in my zipper.

Damn zipper labia, got caught again, they're flappin' around like beef curtains!

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Lemon Zippered

Code phrase for planing, haveing or already have had sex.

Michal and Kimm both agree that Thompson should get her lemon zippered.

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Rusty zipper

When a man's butt hairs dread together from not showering.

"I've been on this greyhound bus for four days, haven't changed my underwear, eating nothing but Mexican food. I have a wretched rusty zipper "

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Zipper Kid

Same definition, see Pillow Kid

James Jennings is such a zipper kid, yesterday we were having a nerf war and I shot him in the eye so he cried and went home, and the nerf war was ruined.

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zipper cooter

A southern term for a portable pleasure device that mirrors a females vagina.

My friend said he doesn’t need a girlfriend just a zipper cooter.

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Sticky Zipper

Sticky Zipper is a reference to hiding your substance stash by zipping the baggie into the fly of your pants or Sticky Button for button fly jeans.

The police office patted me down but did not find my sticky zipper, sticky button hidden in the crotch.

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zipper fart

In girls- the kind of fart that travels up the front of your pants (your zipper) instead of just out the back.

Oh girl, that zipper fart just tickled!

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