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This is the act of shoving a tissue up a dead persons arsehole, and then flapping (waving) it in their face multiple times. After this is performed you may want to eat the tissue, or pleasure yourslef by sticking it up your japseye.
I went Necro Tissue-Flapping the other night, it was Ausantisch, but i think i may have come away with aids.
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an undershirt guys wear instead of a regular shirt to make themselves look cooler. similar to the bed head, which makes you look like you don't care about your image, which somehow makes you attractive. These so called cool kids will wear this nose wiping garment to contrast with overpriced jeans and shoes. Also many poser gangsters will overspend on shoes, they cannot afford to buy normal t-shirts. These shirts pose a threat to National Security because many men's cold nipples will be revealed. Good night and good luck....
penis TEE HEE
Ditch the plain white tissue, dude, then you might have the respect TO GO FUCK YOURSELF
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When you are craving for a blumpkin but there is no dam toilet near u an ur bitch go behind any hiding public place with no toliet and you get on your knees an she gives u a blumpkin while neiling and taking a ferocious shit an den cumming all over her face an let it dry an ripple just like tissue
"tissue but no toilet blumpkin"
allright say ur name is rhys an u love to give blumpkins u go with ur man or girl an give dem a blumkin cause der is no toilet
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A tissue after a guy wipes the cum off his dick after jerking off.
I came so hard, all my tissues were cum covered tissues😂
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The same old shit occurring from the same old shitty people!
That slut bag WHORE banged my skinny, faggot boss. Same issue, Different Tissue!
The inhalation of anal emissions via an ill-placed CPAP machine.
Moved the CPAP box too close to my ass last night and gave myself a deep tissue dutch oven.
Any injury incurred by a male that makes him seem like a pansy and/or wimp.
"Hey, slow down, my ankle hurts." "Oh yeah, I forgot about your deep tissue vagina wound."
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