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loo scannon

A small heavy apparatus on wheels with a short iron projectile-hurling barrel that you pack with black powder and a sandbag, and place just inside the door of an outhouse; you rig the device's primer-cap to both the door and the seat of the crapper. That way, if some "loose cannon" --- either because he's a pervert or simply too drunk to notice da "occupied" sign --- tries to enter da loo while someone else is already in there, he'll get blasted clear across the yard for his impudence.

The only problem with a loo scannon is that ordinarily you can only have one shot at the loo-intruder at a time,, so if the sozzled/lecherous idiot actually recovers from the massive torso-whack he received "the first time around" and staggers back toward the outhouse before you're through takin' yer dump, you will no longer have your "protection device" activated to give him another whallop. That's what bathroom-buddies are for --- always take another person and some fresh ammo-supplies with you when you head for the potty, so that your friend can hurriedly reload the scannon in preparation for another blast if necessary. P.S. Some clueless dudes are so big and tough that they actually **enjoy** being a "human cannonball", so watch out for "repeat offenders" here... they may actually WANT you to do it again "on their behalf".

by QuacksO August 1, 2018


Loo-haha

Crazy funny laughter

1.He/she laughed like crazy funny
2.He/she like loo-haha

by Made up words its great January 27, 2024


Duh a loo

duh a loo

girl: oh my god, he’s so duh a loo.
girl 2: he makes my pussy wet

by Ahahaahbab March 25, 2023


Sappy-loo

A sudden outburst of happyness and sadness at the same time

I'm so sappy-loo

by Shrek.donkey for life December 7, 2019


Romford loo

Half pint of birra moretti, half pint of lemonade, a shot of pimms. Dont judge until you try it.
creator - Hugo Austin

Ill have a romford loo please sweetcheeks

by Hugofuckingaustin September 23, 2022


Ooga booga frooga tooga wugu tugu loo

The most Epic thing to say when in any scenario.

Bro” “what” “ooga booga frooga tooga wugu tugu loo” “bro Epic

by KillerRobotDuck February 7, 2021