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The act of using your boner as a deadly weapon by hitting a girl with it. The location of your hit does not matter, but for it to be considered a true Turkish Meatcleaver the hit must be so powerful that it forces the girl to say "Oww" and then because she is so impressed she proceeds to s on your d
Man: "Hi-yaaaaaaaaaa!"
Girl: "Oww... wow it's so big and powerful. *Sucky sucky*"
Man: "Yeah you love Turkish Meatcleaver. They always do."
Inhale a Marijuana Bong toke, without exhaling, now inhale a Hookah for as long as possible
A Turkish Toke is when a - Person rips a milky bong toke and then hits the hookah until he or she can no longer inhale
a proper massive 70's style hairy minge, with tassels
"she was such a lovely lady, when i told here i was cold she wrapped her turkish rug round me and rubbed me till i warmed up"
This is a sexual position in which large amounts of dental floss are shoved into a partners behind and then removed.
The floss is then tied to your partners big toe on the right foot while you strum it like a guitar and sing various love songs from 80's big hair bands.
She said she loved my singing voice and my lovemaking skills so I gave her a Turkish Minstrel
A sexual position involving two men and one woman.
The woman is on her knees with a guy on each side. While performing oral sex on both men, she holds each man's penis with one hand, resembling someone with their hands on a motorcycle's chopper handlebars.
I saw this hooker in the alley ridin' the ole' turkish motorcycle last night.
The act of hog-tying a naked female, hanging her from the ceiling, and allowing the party goers to take their turn porking her.
Uncle Fredo's party was a snore until he suggested that we ressurect a tradition from the "old country", the turkish pinata. Nobody left unsatisified.
When you stab someone in the ass hole
That fucker destroyed my car, so I gave him the turkish revenge.