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Turkish Beast is a VDR player,also known as Sikik; Bill ; Hayvan ; Turkish bReast. He goes to sleep often because he thinks it builds up his testosterone level which is totally false(sleep is for the weak btw) and his lust for power both in RL and Palringo is unmatched. Also, on his old phone he has a XXX folder filled with sexual content-it even contains transgender ladyboy nudes. He is also a gym junkie and dresses accordingly. There are some vicious rumors going on about him and his BBE ways but he will deny all of it if asked as well as he will deny asking women on Pal for nudes using PM. Some of his famous quotes used on Palringo are: !c kaz and !c saldir - used to spam the monster bot (in turkish afc); omg hahaha; oh wow; make me mod; I deserve admin, and many more...
Who used those poor inactive VDR accounts as BBE-s? It was Turkish Beast of course.
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Inhale a Marijuana Bong toke, without exhaling, now inhale a Hookah for as long as possible
A Turkish Toke is when a - Person rips a milky bong toke and then hits the hookah until he or she can no longer inhale
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a proper massive 70's style hairy minge, with tassels
"she was such a lovely lady, when i told here i was cold she wrapped her turkish rug round me and rubbed me till i warmed up"
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This is a sexual position in which large amounts of dental floss are shoved into a partners behind and then removed.
The floss is then tied to your partners big toe on the right foot while you strum it like a guitar and sing various love songs from 80's big hair bands.
She said she loved my singing voice and my lovemaking skills so I gave her a Turkish Minstrel
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A sexual position involving two men and one woman.
The woman is on her knees with a guy on each side. While performing oral sex on both men, she holds each man's penis with one hand, resembling someone with their hands on a motorcycle's chopper handlebars.
I saw this hooker in the alley ridin' the ole' turkish motorcycle last night.
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The act of hog-tying a naked female, hanging her from the ceiling, and allowing the party goers to take their turn porking her.
Uncle Fredo's party was a snore until he suggested that we ressurect a tradition from the "old country", the turkish pinata. Nobody left unsatisified.
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When you stab someone in the ass hole
That fucker destroyed my car, so I gave him the turkish revenge.
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