two-bagger

A chick that is so ugly that you not only have to put a bag over her head before you fuck her, you put a bag over your own head as insurance in case her bag comes off.

It was "ugly lady night" at the bar last night and I brought a Two-bagger home with me.

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two-time

to have an affair

The only place in the world where women overtake men in affairs is France, where 87% of women admit that they used to two-time a partner, either in a current or past relationship.

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two snakes

When you roll a pair of dice and get 2 twos.

"Ok, I have 2 dice left to roll...shake...rattle...roll...2 twos!"

"you just rolled two snakes"

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two piece

When someone hits wid an left and a right,like a combination..

"He was frontin' so i gave him a two-piece!!

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two boxing

When someone (Referrably from Everquest) plays two characters at once (seperate accounts) either to group,raid, or powerlevel.

Hey can I get a heal?.....Hey you there?. Dude, he's two-boxing and powerleveling his lowbie.

Jeesh you got two accounts? Do you just two-box your all day with your guys?

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Two-parter

A day or situation that is uncharacteristically complicated, that takes a long time or a large amount of effort to resolve.

Gemma: Remember that day when we made that homemade bazooka and it accidently went off in your chest? And we ended up at E.R. and the unexploded bazooka shell was stuck in my chest right next to the oxygen line and it took three trainee doctors and a bomb disposal team to diffuse the situation? After that we missed the last bus home and had to walk all the way back?

Glyn: Yeah, that day was a ‘two-parter’

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two pants

Definition of someone having had sex with two different people the same night.

- You can call me mr. two pants!
- Why?
- I had sex with two girls yesterday. One before dinner and the other behind the old sfinx in the garden
- Oh, cool!

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