Being a Uni means being a crosseyed twat who has a hot younger sister. You also game rust every night and eat poops for a living
"You're such an Uni" Hey thats not nice dont call me a cunty twat
Uni is cute, short, loves cats, and rlly likes talking. 10/10. wont stop talking until you give her food to chew on. Good luck trying to make a Uni shut up most of the time
Person1: Shoot its Uni. Got any food with you?
Person2: *Looks disappointed "shoot. I dont"
Person1: then lets opperate emergency plan A
Person2: What?
Person1: got any "chewable stuff"?
person2: I got a mouldy hotdog.
persin1: perfect.
Person 1
“oi bro what course you doing at uni”
Person 2
“why you asking about the course are you a nerd”
Person 1
“i mean you’re there to get a degree right”
Person 2
“degree?? what you talking about bro, it stands for unlimited nyash institute”
Person 1
“bro uni sounds good bro can’t wait to go bro”
UNI stands for “unneeded information”
“What Lucas had told me was just UNI.”
They do not know how to use urban dictionary.
Person 1 "who doesn't know how to use urban dictionary?"
Person 2 "Probably Unis"
Big enough to hold every galussy.
Did you see Matt scream at that tiny bug the other day? What a Uni-vag.
It’s a short meaning for Uni means Universal a Park (roller coaster) ioa mean island of adventures Also a park( roller coasters)
“ wanna go to uni or ioa?”