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Well fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch, Alex has a girlfriend.
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Insult
To introduce a penis in a person mouth, to then proceed to introduce the tongue into somebody's ass
Human Being 1: You can't even speak proper english...
Human Being 2: You suck my dick and eat it up my ass
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A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.
Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.
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To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.
Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
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To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.
Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
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phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer
-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?
- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it
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When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled
When someone makes a fool out of you
Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!
Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill
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