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Pooping in the urinal.
Johnson made a urinal brownie in the Grand Island high school bathroom. It was quite the sight to see.
"Hey, boss - not going to make it to work today. I'm not feeling too good..."
"Maybe you'd feel better if you didn't drink so much devil's urine last night. I saw your Insta posts..."
the most perfect man in existence
person a: 'wow, jimmy urine is so sexy. i wish i knew his geographical coordinates so i could track him down to stalk him.'
person b: 'i know right! i wish he would just spit on my face already.'
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A urinal between two occupied urinals that is left open to avoid crowding and embarrassing misunderstandings
Alien: Why do human males only use every other urinal?
Guy: So strangers won't see our cocks or think we're looking at their cocks. We call the empty one "the sacrificial urinal."
Alien: Why is it such a big deal to see each other's cocks? Or why can't you just say "I'm not going to look at your cock if you don't look at mine?"
Guy: I definitely wouldn't believe somebody if they told me that, plus it offers no protection against bumping into each other.
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One of the most repugnant smells one can have. Typically the identifiable smell of a vagrant or homeless bum.
The homeless chick I banged last night smelled of hot urine.
I was so hammered last night that I pissed myself. Now I reek of hot urine.
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Refers to the collection of pubic hair that often accumulates around the protruding base of a public urinal.
How often are these restrooms cleaned? This urinal has developed quite a urinal goatee.
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Name of the spontaneous, uncontrollable and often embarassing flatulence emitted by a male while standing at a urinal.
"I was pissing next to Frankie at the gym and he totally blew the urinal horn. Stinky bastard."
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