Schrodinger's Victim

The process of determining if someone (or thing) is considered a victim, based SOLELY on the person/people who are defending said subject.

Often-times the subject would be considered a victim of a crime or a wrong, UNTIL the subject expresses an opposing view and/or it is beneficial to support them. Until, they remain a Schrodinger's Victim

So I heard that a popular celebrity did something totally inappropriate to this teenage kid, but I heard that this creep online is defending the teenager so I'm not sure if the celebrity actually did something wrong. Do you know who they support? It's a total Schrodinger's Victim scenario.

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Mr. Victim

Someone who is quick to point fingers or blame, however once proven wrong, they begin to play victim cards to get out of the situation. Never admits one's wrongdoing, it's always someone or something else's fault.

"all of a sudden, Mr. Victim is trying to backtrack"
"he went from judge to Mr. Victim"
"Mr. Victim couldn't admit he was wrong"

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Victim weight

Any man that is under 160 pounds. They are so small that they will inevitably be taken advantage of by bigger men and they won’t be able to do anything about it because they’re too small.

He got molested in prison because he was victim weight.

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Playing the victim

Playing the Victim A well known band in the 519 area of Ontario.

Boys are from fergus, arthur and mount forest. Just basically from bum fuck no where.

"OMG IS THAT PLAYING THE VICTIM?"
-YEAH B-
"OMG THERE SO HARDCORE"
-YEAH B-

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Rape victim

Manchester United, as a club, team, and fanbase.

The rape victims were molested 6 times by their noisy neighbours yesterday.

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Victim Bitch

(N) A person who manipulates every situation to rid themselves of any blame.
2. A person who turns themselves to the victim of any situation to get sympathy sex.

Jay never man's up and admits he is wrong, he's such a victim bitch.

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glass victim

A person who can't accept an apology from someone who accidentally hurt them and complains how they've been hurt.

I've bumped into this glass victim this morning by accident and spilled his coffee. I said sorry and that I didn't mean it but he was complaining how I burned him and ruined his shirt.

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