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A person who is in a relationship with somebody who works in the hospitality industry (i.e. chef, restaurant owner, waiter, barman), who never sees them because they work unsociable hours (weekends, late nights etc), so much so that they may as well be a widow.
Does Faye have a husband, we've never seen him?
She's a restaurant widow.
Ah, that explains it.
To start off-to those of you who don’t know what “Harvest Widow” means, it does not mean our husbands died. It simply means that during harvest our husbands/significant others are always ‘missing in action’. Most nights are spent alone and most events attended by yourself.
“now that I’m a harvest widow for the next few weeks do you girls want to get together for a movie night?”
What they called the dildo when it was first invented.
at home, her widows comforter awaits her.
Rich women who benefited immensely by marrying and then having their husband die.
Wow, Yoko and Anna Nicole were sure lucky widows.
A woman who stays at home while her husband is drinking Budweiser at the bar.
Me: I thought you were coming over?
Him: Sorry I went to the bar for some beers.
Me: I'm tired of being a Budweiser Widow
A person who is married to a tattoo artist
person 1: “My husband is a tattoo artist”
Person 2: “oh so you’re a tattoo widow”
A large dab of more than one strain of butane hash oil (bho), rosin, ect, to be taken in a single hit.
The dude dropped a widow maker on the new omni nail.