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A woman who stays at home while her husband is drinking Budweiser at the bar.
Me: I thought you were coming over?
Him: Sorry I went to the bar for some beers.
Me: I'm tired of being a Budweiser Widow
A girl whose man buys a new car (for example a Cadillac), and starts spending more time with his car than his girlfriend.
Girl #1: "Hey, what's up with Stacey lately? She seems kinda depressed?"
Girl #2: "Haven't you heard? Her boyfriend got a new car. Poor thing's a Cadillac Widow now. "
When you've been married so long that you've transitioned from being worried about your spouse when they're late getting home to fantasizing what you'd do with the insurance money.
Anna waited an hour before putting the oven on low to keep dinner warm for Bob, then logged onto Zillow to Do some Widow shopping for vacation homes she buy with his life insurance money.
An image of someone trying to be scarier than they really are.
The black widow was actually a loudmouth that hoped she was scaring everybody enough to keep them from eating her alive.
Someone that makes people feel like they are going to get shot whenever she's around. Someone that is always warning people or having other people warn people for no good reason.
The black widow wants people to remain scared of her and think that she is scarier than she actually is.
A woman whose husband no longer finds her sexually attractive, no longer desires to sleep with her and instead spends his free time whacking off to porn.
Jill: Kelly always seems so unhappy anymore. What's going on with her?
Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.
A woman whose mate chooses watching playoff basketball during the months of March to June each year rather than spending time with her.
The new bride had no idea that she would become a basketball widow during March Madness.