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Wiki Wank

A "Wiki Wank" is a wee quick bout of self pleasuring.

The word "Wiki" translates into "Quick" and we all know what a "Wank" is...don't we? So basically a Wiki Wank is a quick, sometimes messy, game of "Me-Myself-&-I"!



My boyfriend has gone to the club with the lads to watch some football so I need a good wiki wank!

Better go to wikiwank.com!

by TruthAboveAllPleasures February 26, 2009

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Wiki-trance

A hypnotic state, characterized by aimless clicking through Wikipedia for hours on end. May cause loss-of-sleep

Last night around 10:00 pm I was looking up The Critic TV show on Wikipedia. Before I knew it, it was 12:15 am and I knew a little more about Walt Disney, the Epcott Centre and Scooby Doo. Where did those two hours go? They were lost in a Wiki-trance !

by Jordan's Dog Tyson May 23, 2008

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Wiki PhD

An honorary degree given to a person who stores many useless facts they have aquired from wikipedia.

We were watching jeopardy and John was totally showing off his Wiki PhD.

by IUMan April 11, 2007

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Wiki Citers

1. A lazy class of Wikipedia Editors that take no time to research content, but rather vandalize a Wiki article with numerous "Citations Needed" Tags. 2. People that do not contribute in any meaningful way to Wiki profiles. 3. So-Called Editors that place "Citations Needed" tags on common info that can not be sourced. 4. Vandals.

Wiki Citers are such a waste of life. It would take 5 minutes to find valid sources to backup profile content. Instead they just blanket the profiles with Citations Needed tags, instead of helping Wiki's look professional.

by the2ndflood February 29, 2008

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Wiki-death

An erroneous entry in Wikipedia that states that a person is dead.

Vernon Kay was a victim of a Wiki-death stating that he had died in a boating accident.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp September 16, 2008

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Wiki Wizard

(1) Someone who doesn't know jack shit from square one without using the Wikipedia website as their own personal reference guide to the shit that they don't know anything about so as to attempt to flame, degrade, or humiliate others with their smaller than average e-penis.

This person generally falls under the following personalities:

a) flamer
b) child
c) adolescent
d) socially inept with those of the opposite sex.
e) someone who sits around on the internet all day and has nothing better to do with their lives.
f) someone with no purpose in life.
g) someone with no personal goals in life.

...I can't believe he actually thought that going to Wikipedia to copy and paste shit from there was a good way to bash someone else about their religion. Isn't he agnostic anyway? What a wiki wizard.

by Stephanie T. Wilson July 11, 2008

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wiki wiki leaky leaky

"Shame shame."

When the military recruiter approached my son, I wagged my finger at him and said wiki wiki leaky leaky.

by neosandy January 15, 2011

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