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Being beaten by a wooden baton.
Billy got a nice dose of wood shampoo from the police.
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The boner you get that will rival blue balls. Caused from going to long between nut busts. May or May not be influenced by workout supplements. Tren, D-aspartic acid, Horny goat weed, Tongkat ali, and a few others can cause it. Will get a boner that throbs like the Incredible Hulk, veins ready to burst, mushroom tip hard as a cinder block.
After a week on this new cycle, I kept getting Rage wood. I could steer my car no handed on my 45 minute commute.
a resister who hates people that act like a gossipy old woman
bernadette wood blocked me on twitter because i was gossiping too much. sad!
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Any orafice for the temporary storage of “wood”. Noun
Bill couldn’t fill up Melanie’s wood closet.
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When a male loans his wang or male sex organ to a female aka having loan sex. The female must pay back the male within a reasonable time or else she is forced to become his pimp.
"Man,I would loan wood to her."
"When are you going to loan your wood to me, big guy?"
"That bitch hasn't paid me back yet,I loaned her my wood!!!"
You my bitch Scarlet got me wooded up so i sucked her dick
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When you wake up and you have a giant boner or an erection for more fair and fancy terms
Today i woke up for my morning date... but then i got morning wood...
I hope it goes away quickly before i meet here!
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